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Created on 2005-02-28 21:08:37 (#6298219), last updated 2009-03-22
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Basic Info| Name: | Joseph |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 10-28 |
| Location: | Pennsylvania, United States |
BioMorris was a super-hero. He could control all tigers. He couldn't conjure them though, so in situations in which there were no tigers around, he mostly ended up looking silly and ineffectual in his cape and tights. And also Morris was beginning to show some of the paunch normally associated with a beer belly.
He was addicted to American Spirit cigarettes but this was less of a problem because of Timothy, who would have been a great super-hero if it weren't for the fact that his super-power of Curing Cancer was limited by the caveat Only In Other Super-Heroes. Gretchen bled meatballs and Robert could explode but only once and then he would be dead.
All of the super-heroes in Pennsylvania lived in an apartment building adjacent to a pool hall in Allentown. There were 64 super-heroes in all and there weren't any super-villains because there were already too many space-aliens and ninjas running around causing trouble.
He was addicted to American Spirit cigarettes but this was less of a problem because of Timothy, who would have been a great super-hero if it weren't for the fact that his super-power of Curing Cancer was limited by the caveat Only In Other Super-Heroes. Gretchen bled meatballs and Robert could explode but only once and then he would be dead.
All of the super-heroes in Pennsylvania lived in an apartment building adjacent to a pool hall in Allentown. There were 64 super-heroes in all and there weren't any super-villains because there were already too many space-aliens and ninjas running around causing trouble.
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